I'm sad to see you go.

How sad?

Well, I want to introduce you to Derrick - he's the intern who thought you'd enjoy that email you didn't like.

I know Derrick must've messed up bad for you to hit unsubscribe. And I'll punish him again if you really want me to.

But hear me out. What if we gave Derrick one more chance?

He's new here and I know a second chance would really mean a lot to him....but I'll do whaetever you want.